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I'm Joe and I like cute clothes //

tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

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justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

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tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

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