Too ugly for LA

Too dumb for New York

I'm Joe and that's it //

Do people still buy personal/one of a kind themes? I honestly haven’t been active on Tumblr for over a year+ so idek


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

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let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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id take a bullet for u in the leg not anything too fatal just a slight graze

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Romeo:  u got kik?